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A little romance for Valentine’s Day

Romanticism is a nebulous thing with the curious property of being describable but not definable. We will not try to suggest that there is an ultimate final definition.

Even if it is not so much a definition as it is not more accurate than the word “romance” itself, a way to succinctly describe the romance is “what the woman wants a relationship. “In other words, men are not romantic, and if you are a man, this is why you need this guide. If you are a woman, of course, you were born with an innate knowledge of these things.

But if romance is not definable, there are still some hard fast rules. Below, we have documented many atomic elements of romance. Mix these ingredients and you.

Romance intrinsic

Some things are inherently romantic, like hearts. This is very useful because you can stack things on the object of your affection and romance earn points without spending any extra effort or thought. The trick is to understand what is romantic and what is not. There is a rule of thumb: if it’s cool, it’s not romantic. For example, high-powered rifles are not romantic. Science fiction is not romantic. DVD players are not romantic unless they play Sleepless In Seattle.

But a ton of things are inherently romantic, and you should use them to your advantage.

Cute Things

Teddy bears are romantic. Puppies are romantic. Archers baby cherubs are romantic. These photographs where two small children with a natural affection for each other and that are colored roses are romantic.

Taking advantage of the inherent romance cute things obviously depends recognize that things are cute. The rule is simple. Small things are cute. If you see a food product in a grocery store that comes in a package smaller than usual, get it, because there is a very good chance that it’s cute. The same goes for the travel size shampoo, toothpaste, etc.. Find a store that sells stuff doll house, and your offer of pretty things can be unlimited.

Low Light

Candles are romantic. Sunrises and sunsets are romantic. Any type of low light, you see, it’s romantic, so why dinner back at night are more romantic than the dates midday meal.Combine low light sources, and it goes without saying that the air of romance is so thick, your beloved will be blind to everything else, but the brightness of her knight in shining armor. Open curtains on a sunset and candlelight, and you might even be able to get away with watching a football game during dinner.


Red is romantic, because red is the color of love and passion. Consider roses. Red roses mean “I love you. “Yellow roses mean” Let’s be friends “, which means:” You are irritating, and I hate you. “So you do not want to be wrong. Get her red roses, red ribbons, red balloons, teddy bears red puppies red, red and tickets to the World Series, and it will fall hopelessly under your spell.

Background music

The background music is romantic and note the word “love,” because not just any music is romantic. For music to be romantic, it must be too soft to hear. In addition, it may not be animated or funny or good. Elevator music is the most romantic kind of music there.


The chocolates are not only romantic, they are free. When you give a box of chocolates to your beloved, he said: “You could pig on this tub of lard and swell to three tons, but you’ll always be the apple of my eye. “It does not matter if it’s true – that’s the message that counts. But the real reason to give your beloved chocolate Indeed, anyone worth his salt beloved turn right around and give you a few. It’s a win-win no matter how you look at it. Buy her a red heart-shaped, and you are the same Flynn.

Curly fancy things

Flair and flourishes are romantic. Whenever you get her a greeting card, get one of those with curly pink scribbles all over it. When you write him letters, make tails ‘and g “is really long loops of the’ d’s and ‘b and’ p is really great. It’s so romantic. Notice how the romantic title banner at the top of this page? The “R” is particularly romantic, because it is red.

The most romantic thing that is intrinsic

Based on the above data, the most romantic thing in the universe can be calculated scientifically. It is simply a small red candle and chocolate in the shape of teddy bear holding a heart with scribbles all over it which plays a melody when you reassemble. Mix it one of the sunset on your way to a frat party, and you’ll be able to stay out all night and even strengthen your relationship.


Practical things are not romantic. Why do you think blenders and toaster ovens are notoriously unromantic? Because they have a different purpose, of course. But get her a poofy thing that is on her dresser behind her jewelry box, never to be touched or moved again, and it will melt in your arms.

The personal stuff

Romance is personal. To be romantic, you must be personal and do personal nature of things. It is a kind of romantic to buy a greeting card for your loved mooshy, but to be really romantic, you must sign. Regarding the birthday gifts and so on go, you can donate staff carefully examining your beloved’s interests and choosing a gift well suited to his personality. Flowers always works.

Your time

One of the required elements of romance is your time. No, there is no way to escape.


An important part of the romance is selective blindness. You should not recognize anything about your beloved that could be interpreted as a fault. If a nightmare suddenly has awakened from his nap twenty minutes after four consecutive days of not sleeping at all, do not even say she looks “tired”. If “bright” is not any of your comments about her appearance, you’re sunk. If someone is rude for no reason, talk about how hotspot that other person had to be such a big fat idiot. If spilled pizza sauce on his chin, do not say a word, gives no other indication that her complexion is wrong. Ironically, if she comes home, looks in the mirror, and it is still there, she hates you for not telling him, then you’d better find a way to remove surreptitiously without her ever noticed – and thereafter, keep that blood parasite pizza sauce of your best kept secret in the day of your death.

Remembering birthdays and anniversaries

Remember your beloved birthday and your anniversary is not so romantic that it’s a reprieve, as it is certain that you will forget one day, and when you do, you’ll discover how shoulders are not cold and romantic tears. Your safest bet is to find someone whose birthday is on Christmas Day, then marry the New Year’s Day, because nobody forgets these days.

Names of animals

To be romantic, you must call all names carefully designed to make yourself and everyone around you sick. This technique is coupled with a novel way meters passion more accurate than quarter eating machines in arcades, if you use these company names and do not throw, you’re really in love.

Here’s how to build your own pet name. Mix the syllables “pook”, “wee”, “word”, “oop” and “ums,” (never use the syllables “skuzz” or “elch”), rhyme a lot, and make liberal credentials of products bakery. For example, (CAUTION! PUT YOUR FACE ON THE COMPUTER!), “Sweet pumpkin Pookums” is a nickname quite acceptable and effective, just like the “Moopsie Cutie,” “Hunny Wunny Cakes,” and for the extravagant “Snookie Wookum Weetie Rabbit Pie. “(It may seem strange for novices that cooked rodents would be romantic, but they are.) For best results, talk about these little names dumb with a big smile, a look of admiration, and a sharp cry, and followed with an exaggerated sigh of contentment dreamer. The most important thing to remember about this is never do that in front of me.

If you need help coming up with a company name mooshy appropriate, we have provided a service to help RinkWorks. Visit Fantasy Name Generator and select “Mushy names. ‘


Even if you get all the essential elements of the right romance, lack of style could still slap you down. Try to be as “sweet” and “meek” as you can, because this is the best romantic style. Also be a bit like James Bond as you can, with the exception of infidelity, gambling, smoking cigarette after cigarette, and kill people parts. Be smart, humble, refined, independent, thoughtful, responsible, caring, spontaneous, reputable, graceful, polite, literate, entertaining, discreet, funny, honest, sensitive, playful, elegant, pleasant, generous, respectful and sincere. And if you can not, you fake. And do not overdo it. Subtlety is essential. If she does not notice, you can always find a good time to work in a pointer whispered conversation as “Notice how elegant, humble, refined, independent, thoughtful, responsible, caring, spontaneous, reputable, graceful, polished, literate, entertaining, discreet, funny, honest, sensitive, playful, elegant, pleasant, generous, respectful and sincere as I am. ‘

Better yet, follow the old adage, “Show, do not tell”, and demonstrate these admirable qualities, each in turn, so that it will not fail to take note. Wear a tuxedo, bow to the object of your affections, kissing her hand and say, “Why the Chicken cross the road? But seriously, you’re looking good today, and I suggest that you adjourn and spontaneously give thanks to God while I sympathize with your inner woman in private, that is if you refuse to accept the attentions enthusiasts my humble self? And after that, we could go to Disneyworld. ‘

Not having food on your head

It is extremely common for advisors novels fail to mention this essential ingredient romance, despite how it is terribly important. Other guides around this deliciously romantic important tip that can lead their followers to a careless misstep fatal. The fact is regrettable is that if you do everything right, but a chicken pie oozing down over your ears, it is not at all romantic. It’s embarrassing to the object of your affections, and embarrassment exceptions romance. So when you set the mood, lighting, background music, and put you in a frame of chivalry, do not forget to make sure that there is not edible products above the neck, or your efforts will be in vain.

How to submit

Unfortunately romantic comedies and sappy sitcoms took most of corn – uh, good ideas already. But there are still plenty of options for you. And you want it to be perfect because you have the time – you nearest total control over what you can imagine. I’ll refrain from the obligatory marital sting on how it could be the last moment of your life such. But you have many options. If you are fond of a good adrenaline rush, I recommend the “breath on his feet” option, where you rent a trampoline, you pull a gun when she is not looking, grab it in midair and you’re both landing in a tangled heap on the trampoline, slide the ring on her finger before she knows what hit her. If you want to surprise your proposal, it will probably do the trick.

On the other hand, if you are a more reserved kind of person who prefers not to be propelled by gunpowder, no more than is absolutely necessary, you may prefer another option that suits your personality better. Sit your girlfriend in one of these chairs they have offices in schools, using a blackboard, slide projector, and a laser pointer, give a brief but well-prepared conference why it would be your mutual benefit – legal, financial, and others – to marry as soon as possible. Try using the phrase “… and it is a remarkable fact …” somewhere in your presentation. Make a compelling argument. How could she refuse such a head cold rationality?

Then again, maybe your girlfriend is not quite as studious as you are. Maybe it is somehow a “party girl” as those who love fast punches zealous feminists might say. Maybe she prefers to share such a wonderful time with a dozen or two of his best friends. In this case, I suggest you follow the small crowd and one of his friends to a fine, elegant restaurant – the kind where there is a different waitperson for each course and three wine. Somewhere between the Teriyaki Chicken Salad with Caesar Dressing Fashion and Fettucini Alfredo Tortellini Lamborghini Schnitzel on the Rocks, clear your throat to attract the attention of everyone (in a courteous manner, of course, which means among other things, that your towel participate in the maneuver). Arise, leave it to your beloved, take her hand, kneeling before her, and burst into deep, song resonates. No matter if your voice is not so much as Luciano Pavarotti as Gilbert Gottfried is your exuberance and noble intentions that count. You have the time, so it is milked for all it’s worth. Sing love roses and rabbits and swirls of smooth thunder until your voice can not take it anymore. In the end, it will be so moved to tears, she may not recover before the wedding.

Whatever your method is proposed to be, you need to incorporate a key element, namely the element not to offer as any other human being has ever offered before. Any romantic proposal you see in the movies is definitely out, as are all the suggestions I have made in this section. So, just to be on the safe side, try to propose a scandalous situation. Do not let him know what you’re doing, of course. Maybe you could slip your beloved parachute and a plan of a proposed parachuting surprise, mid-air. If you have links to NASA, the technique of zero-gravity proposal is bound to succeed, as long as you find a way to kneel in the air.


To summarize, the basic message of this book is that no matter how hard you try, you can not be romantic enough. But if you look at the pointers above to learn by heart, remain conscious of them at any time, you may be able to buy a reprieve from time to time. The next step is to coordinate these moments occur, such as just before the World Series. Good luck.

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